Friday, November 28, 2014

ORAS finally came out in Europe. Oh, and I react to the Mega Evolutions introduced in ORAS.

Of course, the idea that it's an international release YET YOU RELEASE IT IN EUROPE A WEEK LATER is in itself a contradictory statement.

Oh, and in this post, I react to Mega Evolutions added in ORAS.

Mega Pidgeot: Why does this even exist?

Mega Slowbro: WHAT THE FUCK? THAT LOOKS DISTURBING.

Mega Audino: Why? Why not Mega Blissey instead?

Mega Steelix: I was wondering when this would happen. Apparently it's now.

Mega Latias: Hmm...it looks the same as Mega Latios.

Mega Latios: No originality here, folks, identical to Mega Latias.

Mega Gallade: Well, this is new. TWO DIFFERENT EVOLUTIONS GETTING A MEGA EVOLUTION?!

Mega Diancie: This is why I fucking hate having to wait until Christmas for ORAS. I got my Diancie, and now I have to wait TWO FUCKING MONTHS TO MEGA EVOLVE IT?!

Mega Lopunny: *laughs* Really, Game Freak? Thanks for continuing the Lopunny meme. I'm joking, by the way.

Mega Rayquaza: So...Diancie, Mewtwo (TWICE), Latios, Latias, AND NOW RAYQUAZA?! Attack of the Mega Evolved Legendaries?! At least it's not a stone Mega Evolution...

Mega Metagross: This actually looks cool.

Mega Salamence: Was this really necessary?

Mega Glalie: I got this in the demo, and it's immediately become my lead Pokemon. That's how much I use it. I Mega Evolve it every time.

Mega Altaria: Okay, then.

Mega Camerupt: This looks so funny. IS THAT A TEAM MAGMA SYMBOL ON ITS FOREHEAD?!

Mega Sharpedo: I actually like this Mega Evolution. No comment.

Mega Sableye: INTO OU/UBER YOU GO, SABLEYE!

Mega Swampert: What the fuck?

Mega Sceptile: It was only a matter of time...

Mega Beedrill: Wait, what? I just found out about this. Why, Game Freak, why?

Yes, I'm an American, but I don't get ORAS UNTIL CHRISTMAS.

Well, that's all for today's post.

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